Live of Brian - Monty Python

„He’s not giving you any money, so piss off. – My final offer. A shekel for an ex-leper? – Did you say „ex-leper“? – Yes sir. 16 years behind the bell and proud of it. – What happened? – Cured. A bloody miracle. God bless you. – Who cured you? – Jesus did. I was hopping along, minding my business. Up he comes, cures me. One minute I’m a leper with a trade. Next minute my livelihood’s gone. „You’re cured, mate.“ Bloody do-gooder. – Why don’t you tell him you want to be a leper again? – I could do that, sir. I was gonna ask him if he’d make me a bit lame in one leg. Something beggable but not leprosy, which is a pain in the arse, to be blunt. – Brian! Come and clean your room out. – There you are. – Thank you...oh, half a denary for me bloody life story? – There’s no pleasing some people. – That’s just what Jesus said, sir.“


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